"Just left India and am now in Paris where my girlfriend is meeting me for the weekend"

E-mailed my cosmopolitan cousin yesterday because I had just read a magazine cover story quoting him. He replied that he hadn't yet seen the article because, as he explained, he had

just left India and am now in Paris where my girlfriend is meeting me for the weekend.

Kind of reminds me of my day:

Just left home where I was cleaning up the two-year-old's breakfast drippings and am now in the office with plans to head to the PTA event where my family is meeting me later.

Just a couple of jet setters, my cousin and me.