Dickens couldn't have come up with a better name

Why did ABC News Primetime feature this story: "Outrage After Teen Gets 10 Years for Oral Sex With Girl"?

Perhaps it was the prurient interest. Or the opportunity to comment on the capriciousness of mandatory sentencing.

But I like to think it was the name of the defense attorney: B.J. Bernstein.

[/adolescent humor]